"We shall wear them on the beaches, we shall wear them on the landing grounds, we shall wear them in the fields and in the streets, we shall wear them in the hills; we shall never surrender our Oakleys."
"Ask not what Oakleys can do for you - ask what you can do in your Oakleys."
How about "heavy is the head that wears an X-Metal"
Henry IV
"Never a Rayban or Gucci wearer be for both doth lose a friend"
I know its Shakespeare but I cant remember which play but as the proper phrase is "never a lender or borrower be..." I'm guessing it's Merchant of Venice I could be wrong though
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for the ultimate sunglasses. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when they found me, they told me I wasn't really looking for them. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: What is X-Metal?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
and another for the die-hard O-Rockers
Neo: This... this isn't Oakley?
Morpheus: No. It is a brand of inferior sunglasses designed to teach you one thing: if you are not one of us, you are one of them.
Sorry to everyone for reviving yet another dead thread, but I found this and just couldn't resist. This is in recognition of Oct 21st, 2015:
(Back to the Future)
Marty: Hey, this is ... this is great Doc; umm ... does this thing run, like, on regular or unleaded gasoline?
Doc: Unfortunately no. It requires something with a little more kick ... X-Metal!
Marty: X-Meta ... Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that ... that this sucker is Titanium?
Doc: Hey! Hey! Keep rolling! Keep rolling there! No no no! This sucker is O-Matter. But I needed an infused alloyed reaction in order to generate the amount of strength and durability that I need.
Marty: Yeah! but Doc, you can't just walk into a Vault Store and ... and buy X-Metal. Did ... Did you rip that off?
Doc: Shhhhhh! Of course! Of course! From a group of Ebay scalpers! They wanted me to custom cut Violet Iridium lenses for a fake Infinite Hero Juliet. So I took their X-Metal and in turn gave them a shiny metal vault casing full of used Racing Jacket parts!!!
Marty: Whoah!
Doc: Comeon, Marty! Get in your mad scientist suit and prepare to restock!
Zorg: "Four Custom distressed Oakley Vault Mega Tower 1.0's, delivered right on time. And what about you, Agnot? Did you bring me what I asked for?"
Agnot: (nods to Zorg) "Yes"
(an Agnot henchman produces an original Oakley Reps Case; Zorg mulls over the case with great anticipation)
(Zorg opens and quickly shuts the Reps Case. Face shows stunned disbelief)
Zorg: "This ... this Reps Case ... is empty"
Cornelius: "What do you mean empty"
Zorg: "Empty. As in the opposite of full. This ... Reps Case is supposed to be FULL! Anyone care to explain?"
(Leelu explains)
Cornelius: "We're saved!"
Zorg: "I'm screwed!"
Agnot: "You wanted a Reps Case, we brought you a Reps Case"
Zorg: "A Reps Case with four X-Metal in it! Not one or two or three but FOUR! FOUR X-Metal! I mean, what in the hell am I supposed to do with an empty Reps Case? Sell it on Craigslist???"
Agnot: "We are Ebay sellers, not authorized retailers!"
Zorg: "Yeah but you can still read an invoice!!! Look at me (Agnot grunts) It's easy .... (holds up smartphone with invoice displayed) Four X-Metal (Agnot looks away) Four Towers (moves Agnot's face back to him). Zero X-Metal, ZERO TOWERS!!!
Zorg: (turns toward crew) Pack the displays up we're leaving!
Agnot: (Roars loudly and aims Adaptable Payload Custom Cerakote Plazma Rifle at Zorg) "We risked our top seller ratings for this! I believe a little compensation is in order!"
Zorg: (Sizes up Agnot) Alright. Leave them one Tower. For the O-bsession.
(Zorg turns and walks out of showroom down a long fallout hallway with assistant in tow, leaving Agnot & crew to look over the tower)
Zorg: Can't stand dealing with these Ebay sellers. They offer garbage and overpriced items with terrible, ambiguous descriptions. Worse yet, they must mail the items through the cable company. (stops and turns directly to assistant) I tell you what I do like though. A real Ebay seller. A die-in-the-wool Ebay seller. Cold blooded, clean, methodical, thourough, and accepts returns. Now a REAL Ebay seller when he first opens up the Mega Tower 1.0, would have immediately asked about the little red metal tag on the bottom of the door".
(Agnot opens the cabinet door and notices a small red metal data plate with some inscription. He leans in and reads the tag "Designed and Assembled in U.S.A. Made in China")
Agnot: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Everyone's head explodes and a fireball spills out into the hallway).
(Zorg takes a drag off of a limited edition joint collaboration Oakley-Swisher Sweet e-cigar 'The Smoke') "Get me Customer Service"
Well, if they want a car, I'm going to give them one, (he adjusts his Romeos, puts his foot on the gas and accelerates, driving the O marked police cruiser through the front of the store). Jumping out of the car Harry flashes his polarized black iridium lenses at the O ffenders, completely blinding two of the three for the uniformed O fficers to apprehend. The third O ffender runs into the street trying to escape as harry knocks him down and pins him to the ground.
Harry (suspect pinned down) says,
Well, In all the confusion I seemed to forget how much Oakley I've used. Being it's X metal, the most POWERFUL matter in the universe and capable of TOTALY blowing your mind CLEAN away, you need to ask yourself one question.... Do I feel cool..... Well, do ya, PUNK!
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