Hahaha, would love to see something like that posted on youtube !

You keep checking the forum over and over and over, waiting for someone else to post......

You have nightmares about showing off your Zeros, and having them snap in half as your friend tests how flexy they are...

...the mail lady walks over to my desk whenever you get a delivery to watch you open the box and pull out your new pair of shades, JUST to see the look on your face. ;)

Thats a good one Dan, I can tell that my mailman and maillady are curious with all the packages I get, they better not get too curious and steal them, like one did with some Amazon packages 2 years ago lol

...you say to hell with the bridal registry and go shopping for the wedding gift in the O Store instead!

...you get on the Hertz Rental Car shuttle in Raleigh and notice that 7 out of 12 on the shuttle are wearing Oakley's...and...you can identify most of them by name. Two Whiskers, one Radar, one M-Frame, one Gascan S, and two prescription non-sunglass Oakley's.

...you say to hell with the bridal registry and go shopping for the wedding gift in the O Store instead!

I like the way you think Ken !

if the IT department at work, tell ya boss you spend over 2 hours a day on oakley related sites and get black flagged for it!

sounds like an IT guy needs roughing up...Call out the dogs! Nobody can get in the way of an O Junkie

ha ha-working for the police im justifying it as research for potential work eyewear and apparel!

...you fly across the USA early in the morning, when you get to sunlight again, you look in your briefcase and pull out the ballistic case only to find it EMPTY and let out an audible shriek.

I was out at the movies last night and noticed this guy wearing an Oakley t-shirt...I then happened to noticed the hot blonde he was with...I kept looking at that shirt though...man, something must be wrong with me...lol

This is probably on here already (?) but today I did this...

You have a friend or family shop at an Oakley Vault for you in another city over the phone. (An maybe talked to the employees over speaker phone).

Pretty cool Rob, I have done this before hehe.

You go to eBay and search "Jupiter" expecting it only to turn up Oakley Jupiter results.

~Dawn

heh, what else could it be ?

you get deeply depressed over the fact that the forecast for the next several days is full of cold gloomy weather and you can't wear the new pair you JUST got. :(

No excuses, Dan! =) Oakleys rain or shine!


~Yukio

you get deeply depressed over the fact that the forecast for the next several days is full of cold gloomy weather and you can't wear the new pair you JUST got. :(

This JUST happened to me! It rained and was cloudy for a week after I got the Pit Bosses! Finally got some good time with them the last 2 days. But DST is still killing me! Its dark when I head out at 5:30!!

I know this may have been posted already...

But when driving in a dark, rainy day...
I love to wear HI Persimmon (in a Radar)

Brightens things up, cuts off tail lights glare, better contrast perception & overall better mood :)

Here's one.
You know you're an Oakley fanatic when you are always trying to convince one of your customers why Oakley is the way...and your customer is a Maui Jim sales rep!


~Yukio

after being depressed for a couple days of not being able to wear your favorite shades due to gloomy weather, the clouds clear, the sun comes out and you get even more sad 'cause you're sick and can't leave the house to wear those shades! :( :(

I did however keep my pro m's with persimmon strikes on my hat all day Friday in the gloom while shopping! :) :)

and your customer is a Maui Jim sales rep!

there are times you just can't beat the stupid out of people

HahA PRICELESS

Imagine the guys quits & applies for a job