How about an Oakley bong? And no, I'm not talking about you Bong! A nice titanium alloy with cool rivets and icons would make it an attractive conversation piece.
P.S. I do not condone the use of any illegal drugs, I'm just sayin'. Also, some Oakley drivers (to match my golf club head covers) as well as iron sets and wedges. They would sure look sweet in those scatter-skull design O golf bags! My handicap is dropping just thinking about them! Carbon fiber shafts, titanium club heads, who better than the O to make this stuff? Even the unobtanium grips could be designed/manufactured by the O. Oh, and golf balls too, of course.