I was busy at work the other day and as I stepped off the kerb onto the road I felt a sharp scratch on my leg. I almost just thought nothing of it but I stoped and thought "normally my shoe doesn't scratch me when I brush it."
I looked to see what the offending weapon was and for some reason the top left corner of the SI logo on my Assault shoes had partially bent out, and was protruding a sharp bit. I pushed it back in and went on with my business, but not before sustaining a lasting reminder of why they are called ASSAULT SHOES.