I've also noticed some funny reviews, and not from forum regulars either. But yeah, saw that one and had a chuckle at it myself. If you want to add a "this has been left here for comedy purposes" that could maybe help out newbs...
Nah, different races have different features, go ahead and blame Oakley for trying to give more fit options. I think newbs can figure out the chip on the shoulder easily enough. :)
Maybe Oakley could have different nose bridge sizing options, of x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, and Cyrano. :)