Bloodhound Gang, LOL... Horray for Boobies!
anyway... Rick, was it a slow tempo song or faster, because almost everything you described about reminded me of "Help The Aged" by Pulp, although that song was made back in 1998. it doesn't help that i've never seen the video. but anyway... it's a slower tempo song about the elderly, with a line that goes "help the aged, one time they were just like you, smoking drinking sex and sniffing glue..."