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Anyone have any rituals you do when getting a new pair of Oakleys? Crazy sacrifices or anointments? Sleeping with them at night on the pillow next to you?

So far mine has consisted of wandering aimlessly around the house, looking for a suitable place the cats/toddlers/errant breeze won't find them.

Besides looking under the sofa cushions for spare change!?!?

Spend an hour rearranging the display setup, so it's as aesthetically pleasing with the new addition. Symmetry is key.

Currently my ritual consists of taking pictures and posting them on the O-review. But if anyone knows of a ritual where you put on your new Oakley and virgins throw themselves at you I would be willing to change.

Yeah usually I carry them everywhere I go and examine their design every 10 minutes or so. Not really a ritual, but a clear display of a little OROCD--> Oakley related obsessive compulsive disorder

I always strip down to my birthday suit, climb up on the rooftop of my townhouse, put my Oakleys on my face upside down, and then belt out The Battle Hymn of the Republic with a phony Scottish accent. And then I gently tuck the glasses back into the microbag and resume my life as a normal productive member of society. Cheers.

I got a simple ritual for mine. before I leave home everyday, i open up my safe and count my glasses to make sure they're all there and I check my 2 watches as well lol! When I get home at the end of the day, after I put back the pair I used for that day, I count them again. My safe is locked all the time by the way. It just makes me feel better when I count them

Cry over the fact that our glasses are getting more and more crowded because we have yet to own a Double or Triple Wide.


~Yukio

The only thing that comes to mind is taking all my "loot" from the tent sale back to the hotel and rolling around 'nekkid' in it.... As a ritual so to speak....

That and recently just going up to my home O office and meditating about this whole Lux thing....

Here's what I do, take them home (hide them from the wife she doesnt have a fit about me spending the money, she has a fit about me not getting her a pair) and rearranging my case until they look perfect.

I know exactly what you mean!!!
I usually have to hide my recent purchases from my wife. Then when she sees them for the first time she asks me where I hid them and for how long they have been hidden.HAHAHA

I see something nice in a store - this can be anything - pick it up and, while going up to the counter, realize my wallet it empty because of yet another Oakley I bought earlier.