there are times you just can't beat the stupid out of people

Some people are just SLOW learners..just makes us FAST learners look soooo much smarter :)

oh man , you guys are killing me ...LMAO

You have a dog named Iridium, a good friend of mine named her dog this haha

You are figuring out how to go see the opening of "Book of Eli" during the day in order to justify wearing your Inmates...

Aww - who am I kidding... I'll wear them regardless...

Fanatic indeed, even more if you dont like the movie but will buy a poster or the dvd to see the footage with the sunglasses !

you dont like the movie but will buy a poster

Current "Eli" poster, at least the one I saw that had the close up of DW's face has the "O" obscured by some kind of cloth or tape wrapping around the ear stem.


Kind of a let down, I was all excited when I saw the poster coming out of the Avatar movie.

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- You ask a random lady "How do you like your scripts?" and almost get slapped because she heard "How do you like your tits?" (true story, didnt go to well)

am back after some months away.

you keep checking their site to see if another copilot event appears.

OR, you trust that others are checking so often that you don't even need to.

When you realize that the only fights you ever have with your wife are about who's going to make the next "pick up." Oakley that is.

Thats the kind of fights I would not mind getting into.

..... You take your new pit boss's to work at the barbers WITH all the packaging they came with JUST so all your customers can enjoy your new purchase (even if they don't)!!

You hire a new employee over all the other applicants simply because they have come to the interview with oakleys on.

Hahaha & I take it it wasn't for an Oakley job?

That's terrific!

What was he/she wearing?

Not an Oakley Job.
Job was for a IT support role.
He was wearing a pair of Polished Black Spike's.
The Bonus which wone me over he had a Oakley computer bag as well.

He has good taste.

You had to give him the job for sure !

OK, I know this is a family website but this is just too good to pass up.

I talked to a friend on this list today who has been pining over a pair of custom Straight Jackets he has been considering building. He told me that he finally purchased them. "How did you know that they were the right ones for you?" I asked. He said, "Because every time I looked at them I got a 40%'r."

OK...so friday my wife is having severe chest pains. Off to the hospital they go. They rule out heart attack but admit her to figure things out. No blood clot. So they finally decide that she has a viral case of pericarditis. An inflamation of the sack around the heart. Bad pain. Anyway...the next day I come to visit and she's got a watch on. A beautiful new Holeshot. WTF, I ask. "I figured you couldn't be mad at me while I'm laying in the hospital so I decided this would be the best time to tell you."

I don't know whether to be mad or proud!?

hahahahaahahahahah,
most importantly, i hope she recovers quickly,
and second of all, I'd be VERY proud. :)

Can't be mad at her Ken, she is a very charming lady I had the pleasure of meeting @ the FCP shindig. Hope she is doing better! Give her my best.

Thanks for the kind words gents...I will share them with her. She'll be laying low at home for the next few days to recover.

You know you're a fanatic if the employees at an O-Store/Vault in two different states know you by name, and can recognize your voice over the phone.

Or, you talk about Oakleys so much that your friends (and my wife's friends, for that matter) beg you to take them along whenever you announce that you're going to The Vault.

Or, the employees at several different shops, Vaults, etc. have your cellphone number on speed dial to let you know when cool stuff has come in or to ask you questions. No lie, a guy called me and said that a customer had a pair of low-serial Romeos that he wanted to sell. There was also a 1st Gen M-Frame and 3 Mega Towers at this point. At least my fanaticism has me feeling loved. :)

When your wife tells you....."you bring one more Oakley thing in this house and you'll be paying child support"

how many children ? hehehe