Nik Gutscher
Apr 10, 2009 12:10 AM
...yoos guys hadn't dug up this thread.
Thread Killers
Apr 10, 2009 12:24 AM
Where's your next sentence, Nik??? Fail!

Bob Russell
Apr 10, 2009 12:32 AM
...and that's why Yukio is known as the best sensei of the Pacific. His best protégé was...
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science wrapped in art dealer
Apr 10, 2009 4:19 PM
chuck norris who used his powers on tick AND rick to....
David Chang
Apr 10, 2009 6:08 PM
... to create a new being named "Trick". With two heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, but one torso, Trick set off to....
Thread Killers
Apr 11, 2009 1:19 AM
learn the secrets of X-Metal manipulation. He wanted to use this knowledge to...
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science wrapped in art dealer
Apr 11, 2009 3:35 PM
destroy the so called competition of his ( or their ) favorite fastfood restaurant in order to.....
Nik Gutscher
Apr 12, 2009 7:45 AM
... allow In-N-Out to reign SUPREME! Frome there the Oakley team was free to
Thread Killers
Apr 12, 2009 11:07 AM
crack open a few dozen cases of liquid enjoyment to celebrate the total annihilation of all competing eyewear companies (and fast food chains). But something happened...someone...
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science wrapped in art dealer
Apr 17, 2009 2:27 PM
has put water into the wine, which made the mutant TRICK even more upset , to the point that
Dann Thombs
Apr 17, 2009 4:59 PM
he jumped into the Warwagon and took off. Having no regard for ...
Apr 18, 2009 12:15 AM
thy quest of the great OOGIE for which he was already set forth, therenow only focusing on...
Thread Killers
Apr 18, 2009 1:05 AM
strippers! Riding down the strip with about 17 of them in the back of the truck, all singing...
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science wrapped in art dealer
Apr 18, 2009 12:08 PM
this song with only a guitar to guide them ;

She a workin girl, she workin poles
She break it down, she take it low
She fine as hell, she up out the do
She doin her thing, right out on the floor
Her money money, she make it
Look at the way she shaken
Make me wanna touch her, Make me wanna taste her
Have you lustin for her, Go crazy face it
Shes so much more then your used to
Knows just how to move to seduce you
Shes going to do the right thing and touch the right spot
Dance in your lap until your ready to pop

she's always ready, when you want it, she want it
Like a nympho, the info, Show you were to meet her
On the late night, till day light, the club jumping
If you want a good time she`s gonna give you what you want

Baby, it’s a new age, your like my new craze
Lets get together maybe we can start a new phase
This smokes got the club all hazy
Spotlights don’t do you justice baby
Why don’t you come over here?
You got me saying AYoooo
I’m tired using technology
Why don`t you sit down on top of me?
I’m tired using technology
I need you right in front of me

In her fantasy, its plain to see
Just how it be, on me
Back stroking, sweat soakin, all way threw my scent seats
Whos ready to ride? I’m ready to roll
I’ll be in this bitch till the club close
What should I do, on all fours
Now that that shit should be against the law
Different style, different move, damn I like the way you move
Girl you got me thinkin bout, all the things I do to you
Lets get it poppin shorty, we can switch positions
From the couch, to the counters in my kitchen

Oh She wants it, Oh she wants it, Mm She wants it
I got to give it to her
She wants it, Mm she wants it, Mm She wants it
I got to give it to her
I got to give it to her
Jason Boyles
May 1, 2009 1:08 PM
Hah! As soon as I saw AI's post, I knew it would kill this thread ;^) Murderer! Lets try to resurrect this thing...

So then they pull the Warwagon up to the new club called "O-Whores" and.....
sees you
May 1, 2009 9:30 PM
...all of the stippers pile out of the truck & get in line to audition for the cage dancer positions that Yukio is conducting. Dawn spots Trick getting out of the truck and...
Thread Killers
May 2, 2009 12:22 AM
blindsides him with a cantaloupe to the head, screaming...
Jason Boyles
May 2, 2009 5:48 AM
"I'm Rick James B!tch"! She then proceeds to...
Jason Boyles
May 9, 2009 5:37 AM
Now it is I who am the thread murderer, I guess it's bound to happen to us all eventually ;^)
Bob Russell
Sep 22, 2011 9:49 PM
"I'm Rick James B!tch"! She then proceeds to...
... walk down the sidewalk reciting Chappelle Show quotes, when Nik's no-chrome monster truck pulls up and...
Jim Barker
Sep 23, 2011 3:38 PM
...offers to hydrophobic coat their oversized nipples, resulting in....
Justin "Scorpion Zero" Jones
Oct 12, 2011 4:17 PM
...splippy nip syndrome, and whenever it rained...

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