been gone for 4 days and i see this, fred what happend? you guys rock.. i so want to get wasted.. maybe this weekend. cheers everyone, have some old parr for me....

ps: oh yes in a perfect future livers do grow back..

Almost forgot - Bryan is a Puff...

I came to this thread intending to post musings of my present state of inebriation only find wildly inaccurate accusations. These accusations I will fight with my last ounce of strength.
Whilst there is breath in my body I will refute these allegations ‘till my dying day!

There; now give us a cuddle big fella

Aren't there some kind of laws against this type of harassment? No means NO!

Rape is no laughing matter - unless you're raping a clown.

Like Obi Wan kenobe said after discovering there was no lubricant
" use the force Luke. Use the force"
I think I should stop drinking

Kenobe ??

Its Kenobi, proof enouf that you drank too much !

No such thing.

I do agree. Since the age of 15.. I’ve searched for the nirvana that is to drink too much. Kenobi / Kenobe I think you're splitting hairs there Eric. Remember I am drunk

And do continue to be

Pissed Puff....

Just got home from the office (it's 3am local time) after doing 82 billable hours, of which 42 hours were overtime (i.e. billable for me). I'm thinking it's international time. So, do I go for the 20-year-old Canadian Club (in the bottles with serial numbers) or the Suntory Yamazaki 12-year-old single malt or the Glen Breton 10-year-old (the only single malt whisky produced in Canada) or the Jack Daniel's Silver Select or the George Dickle No.12? Or do I pull out the Suntory Hibiki 17-year-old I keep for special occasions?

What's your call o-reviewers? What do I drink now?

Alternatively, do I just keep them all corked and go see how the 26-year-old Polish uberbabe I've had laid down waiting since 11pm is getting on?

Sorry, it's clearly a trick question: the answer is clearly one of each and then two of the last,that is the answer (although if I try it, it'll be half of each and then two hours in the toilet). But on the plus side: at least today she wasn't using my ruby clear Why 3 as a hairband, instead she used the serial numbered polished slate ichiros....

Damn Harry - Life is tough - I feel for ya bro.

In my experience - when I'm tired with other things on my mind, almost anything will do - no time to savor the good stuff.

Drink for cheap and move on to the Uber....

Just sayin'....

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Polish women are the finest on the planet. I just tried to get into bed with UberBabe. She wakes up and says "Because you've been working so hard this week, I got you a little present, even though I hate you on that stuff." She hands me a bag full of finest Colombian and says "Wake me in a few hours, I need to get a little sleep first".

Does it get any better than that?


Anyway, should I have these coffee beans as latte? Filter? Turkish? Espresso? How?

? She keeps a bag of coffee beans in the bed ?

Stick a handful in yer jaw for 30 min and you'll be ready to go for at least 4 hrs....

My drink councillor would be so happy I managed to refrain from posting in the drunk thread

It does not count if you were still drunk hehe.

Just got back from the Bar gathering of my 20 year HS reunion. Kinda surreal I guess. The actual event is tomorrow night. Getting old sucks....

My TT was a center of attention - loving this watch.

Good times Nik, we will have time to talk about it in the chat, sounds like you had a good time.

Just got a bottle of Bacardi O (Orange flavored Rhum) from a friend, its been years since I tasted that since I cant get this in Quebec or Ontario, gonna have a good time tonight I think ;p

I hate the fact we cannot drink together due to the time zones.
Enjoy the Bacardi O, Eric.
I always toast the OR drunk thread whenever I'm out drinking.
Even though everyone thinks I'm barking

eric have you tried the other flavors ?

For the Bacardi, I have tried them all, except Grand Melon and Red Peach but maybe soon...

Big apple and O are currently my favorites.

I wish there was also dark rhum aromatized, would be nice I think.

Well - here I am... Where are the rest of you fookerz?

NASCAR is in town this weekend so...
Actually means absolutely nothing to me except more traffic.
It's good for our local economy though.

And now for a brilliant moment of clarity/drunk rant -

Meh... I got nuthin'...

I only had 1 drink tonight so I clearly dont qualify for this thread, hoping to do better tomorrow with good friends of mine !

Get on it - your reputation is on the line.....

There is nothing big or clever about getting drunk.
Although my uncle who’s six foot four inches tall and professor of English at Oxford university ,
and a renown alcoholic would argue that..