Thanks to our friend Otkaelfe (in the pauly shore thread) I reckon movie quotes are a winner.

Big Lebowski:

"Kif us ze money lebowski, or ve vill cut of your chonsen"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes

Wretched slugs, don't any of ya have the guts to play for blood...

I'm your Huckleberry, that's just my game...



Damn, I could go on and on from that movie.

"Straighten your tie" (pops off) "It's a clip-on" "Ha ha, really?" Tommy Boy

2nd greatest golf movie... "You will get nothing and like it!" Caddyshack. Happy Gilmore has to be the best, just for the fact I have a buddy that has been mistaken for Adam Sandler more than once.

"I'm not "Lebowski" man, I'm "the Dude"."
-Big Lebowski


"Ferris, you my hero..."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Act as if you got a 10 inch cock..."
-Boiler Room


"Hollywood is on the phone, they want to make a movie of your life. What will it be called? "
-Monty python - dead parrot

"It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!"
-Spaceballs


"By the way, do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?"
-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Found a pretty cool website...

http://www.moviequotequiz.com/index.html

worth checking out.

"ENNGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!?"

-Jules Winfield (played by Samuel L. Jackson), Pulp Fiction

Army of Darkness...one of 2 of my all time favorite one liner movies....

"Gimme some sugar baby!"

"Shop smart - shop S-mart!"

"That's just what we call - pillow talk baby...it doean't really mean anything..."

"Bitch, you got real ugly...."

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.....blow."

LOL - it doesn't get any better than that.

Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man...been a while since I seen it but a couple stick in my mind....(Hey - I like Don Johnson....unless he's singin'...)

"My daddy always told me before he left this shi**y world- Never chase busses or women, they'll always leave you behind."

"Sqeeze the trigger Harley, Don't yank it....it's not your d*ck.....squeeeze it..."

'" i dare you , i double dare you , say what one more time. " julius/pulp fiction

and the bullshit he told everybody when he was going to kill them , you know "'yo know blablabla "
also julius / pulp fiction

Samuel L. Jackson is just an excellent man =P

"HOW'S IT TASTE?! MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!"

"your so money and you dont even know it" - Swingers (THE greatest movie)

"I like scotch, scotch, scotch"....etc - Anchorman


And of course...."Bond.....James Bond"


There are so many more!

"one day , and this day may never come ,i may call upon you to do me a service, and when i ask for this service i expect you to give me what i request for "godfather.

"fredo , i know it was you , you broke my heart " godfather

"let's go to the matrasses" Godfather

"Where did you get THOSE clothes? At the... toilet store?"

"LOOOOUD NOOOOIIISES!!!"

"I love lamp"

-Brick Tamland, Anchorman

"now lets see if you can defend yourself you sweat from a baboons balls"

the THE greatest movie in the world, coming to America.

Army of Darkness...one of 2 of my all time favorite one liner movies....

"Gimme some sugar baby!"

"Shop smart - shop S-mart!"

"That's just what we call - pillow talk baby...it doean't really mean anything..."

"Bitch, you got real ugly...."

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.....blow."

HAHAH f-yes, Man i forgot about that movie...

" Good, bad, I'm the one with the Gun.

pmsl @ tom ..You cant beat a bit of brick! ' i would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party'

" Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be sought by us.
With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish"

BOONDOCK SAINTS

"This is my BOOMSTICK"
- Ash, Army of Darkness

Edit: Talking about Army of Darkness helped me come up with an Oakley Connection: Bruce Campbell, the actor who played Ash, the lead character in Army of Darkness, also played the boxing announcer in Spiderman I, in the scene where Peter Parker was in the ring Bruce was waring a pair of X Metal/Black Romeos.

He is....there is another movie where he's wearing O but it escapes me at the moment....I have the Huge "Ash" figure that talks - the thing is about 2' tall....

"I got it I got it!!"

"Ash....housewears"

Man, where to begin. Probably two of the best movies for quotes are Caddyshack and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The classic is of course Karl's story about caddying for the Dali Lama, but Ty had a lot of great ones such as:

Do you do drugs Danny? Every day sir. Good.


I believe it was the Zen philosopher Bosho who once said, "A flute with no holes is not a flute, and dognut with no hole is a danish"

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny. It's hard when you're talking like that.

From MPTHG:

You will bring us a shrubbery. or we shall say...Ni!!

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Huh? I... I don't know that. AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!

Look, you stupid Bast**d. You've got no arms left.....It's just a flesh wound.

Bring out your dead!

One more from another great quotable (and underrated movie) "So I married an axe murder"

Dad, how can you hate...the Colonel? Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fort-nightly, smarta**!

" SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND " - as he starts shooting everybody with an M-16 while high on cocanie.

" I'LL KILL A RUSSIAN FOR FREE, BUT FOR A GREEN CARD I CUT HIM UP REAL NICE " - planing the murder of a mob figure.

AL PACINO - SCARFACE

One of the greatest movies of all time, there are so many more awesome quotes in this movie!

"Speak up you say this is your safety well this is my boot son and it will fit up your ass with the proper amount of force, take those sunglasses off soldier Delta wants to wear Oakleys thats their business I dont want to see them on you again you hooa" Black Hawk Down


well I was in the Marine Corps and i dont undersatnd why soilders say hooa but i give this quote a hearty URAH!!

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Spend time with your family? Good. Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."

"Keep your friends close. But keep your enemies closer."

"Leave the gun. Take the Cannoli."

"Never tell anyone outside the family what you're thinking again."

The Godfather.

There's so many more.