If you plan on getting shot in the face with a 12-gauge shotgun, wear those thingies.

If you plan on seeing the threat ahead of time and shooting him first, wear the Oaks.

Heh, and to think I want to get into marketing. This kind of publicity stunt proves nothing.

(even as we speak Oakley is working on a 3 inch (7.5cm) thick anti tank lens

what does it help if your head gets blasted of by the "bullet" of a tank ?

"yeah, i have no head, it got shot off, but look, my eyes are still in the remainings of what used to be my head.."

and thats the second point of that joke

The last point of that joke is some people here have their Asian Fit sunglasses on and its preventing blood from getting to the humor portions of their brains.


The 3 inch thick lens is a joke, I was kidding

with oakley, you never know.......or do you ??