Would you really want to wear something like this? 5 stars for originality (other than stealing the idea from a cow or dog), but -4 stars for a hideous appearance. Good luck convincing me to wear this "pattern"...

One of the old Virgin Serilium colours they used for the original Frogskins.
About as retro as you can get.

I could have Cowprint if that does indeed exist, but either way, it's an interesting frame print for the original frogskins.