WTF is going on here?

The above Freespirit has for a very long time been one of the best dealers in the United Kingdom. Due to the enthusiasm and technical product knowledge of a few key members of staff. JK however was never one of these staff he doesnt even like oakley Me,Ed,Shaky,Alex were the tech heads he refered to affectionatly known as The Oakley Boys (or perverts to others) Due to us all moving onto new pastures (one of us into the arms of the great Oakley)the crown has beeen now passed to Ryan and Phil who still offer a good service in store. Keep up the good work guy's.

No you don't work there. I do. There is only one person who has ever worked there with the initials JK and he hasn't worked there for a long time. And the new specs are 2 double megs, 2 single megs, a thunp tower, 2 cubes, a medicine cabinet, a bob, a medusa and a bunch of clothes, accesories and footwear.

Trafford Centre UK, the freespirit here is run by Oakley tech heads...however the specs above are wrong. They have 2 double megs, 2 single megs, 3 cubes, and a medusa. No Bob, bout 20 lines tops of clothing and bout 6 diff pairs of shoes. I should know, i work there.