Welcome to the Largest Competitive Sitting Site on the
Competitive Sitting has been enjoying a large increase in
popularity and activity in recent years. To commemorate this grand sport,
Oakley is releasing several limited frames to show appreciation to those
leading the sport. Many will be in very limited quantities, so it’s best
to order early.
Montefrio Polished Gold/Black
Hailing from New Jersey, Bill is a formidable competitor
in the extreme division of Competitive Sitting. His nearly
undefeated history has withheld several last minute victories over
some of the fiercest competitors.
His strategies are unknown, but leave most in a sense of awe when
executed to the standards of perfection to which skilled surgeons
are envious. While hesitant to forgo his amateur status, large
corporations are lining up with endorsement deals upon his
His signature model is a Polished Gold Montefrio, which signified
the only color medal he has grown accustomed to receiving. Black
accents and lens combination allow his eyes to remain concealed and
prevent his secrets from falling into the wrong hands.
When asked to share one tip, he replied that part of his training
involves orange juice channeled though a hookah. No one has survived
an attempt to duplicate this training method.
Juliet Plasma RUBY QUARTZ 0th
Darren Taylor, the undefeated champion of the stamina
division. His claim to fame lies within his ingenious invention.
With a few modifications, he has turned his chair into a mobile
toilet. Although this has been discussion as a form of cheating,
there has never been a rule against it, and no one dares to
trivialize his career due to a technicality.
While in essence he became the grand champion in 1987, his title
has yet to be claimed since he has not ended his 25 year streak. He
has chosen the ever popular Juliet model for its versatility and
durability. Through all the rigor Competitive Sitting dishes out,
the Titanium frame can take it and more.
Crosshair Matte Black/Violet
Dawn participates in the Hawaii extreme championships.
This involves allowing the chair to be overtaken by lava before
jumping off to safety. Dawn has mastered this art form using special
heat sink and custom asbestos shoes in order to buy a small margin
of time while hopping directly on the magma flows.
She also participates in the surfing sitting competitions, which
forces the participant to sit throughout then entire wave. Sunset
beach is packed each year with millions of spectators hoping to spot
the new champion.
Dawn will be sporting Crosshairs in vintage Violet Iridium
throughout each event this year. The contrast alterations help keep
her focused and ready to dish out a fierce competitive edge.
Crosshair Matte Black/Gold
Greg participates in the long tradition of arctic sled
dog racing-sitting. As he travels across the northern landscapes
without a jacket, he attaches to different packs of dogs in an
attempt to travel continuously without stopping.
He has traveled across Canada several times, and his future goals
include attempting to cross the Bering Strait and onward through
Siberia to achieve the longest run ever recorded.
His signature crosshair helps keep the harsh sunlight out and
provides the coverage that is surely needed in the Summer sun.
Zero 0.3P Orange Camo/Fire
Todd has perfected the art of stunt sitting. The tricks
and feats of human boundaries are unmatched by all those who attempt
to compete. Those who try to match the stunts performed have
reported from their hospital beds that they only wish to obtain his
level of greatness.
While going pro has prohibited him from winning any prize money,
the endorsement deals leave him in the life of luxury reserved for
the social elite. His side job as a sit-down comedian also packs
clubs wherever he goes.
His custom Orange Camo Zero 0.3P was made due to his inability to
obtain an original one. The fire insert lenses clash well with the
printed earstems and provide an wearing experience like no other.
The new kid on the block, J-man is an up and comer who
has promise of a lengthy career. With a few victories under his
belt, he's well on his way to sitting stardom. His competitive
nature has brought him through many tough challeges, and allowed him
to go head to head against many of the seasoned pros.
In his spare time, he takes time out to stand. This unorthodox
approach is looked upon wearily by peers, but helps maintain a
balanced level of activity, which apparently has helped. You can't
argue with success.
His signature Romeo tips its head to the styles of years past,
that still maintain the standard or quality that we expect today.
Penny Carbon/White Iridium
Yukio is the world’s oldest and first competitor. His
mastery of the art of sitting has enabled him to slow down his
metabolism and extend his lifespan for many years beyond what was
previously thought possible. His most famous sitting session
occurred during the Civil War. It was noted that he was the one
obstacle General Sherman was not able to cross.
Over his many wise years, he has taught classes to future
generations on the benefits of sitting and the enlightenment that
comes with it. He has several schools and landmarks in his name, and
will continue to do so for years to come.
His custom Penny comes with the never before attempted White
Iridium lens, which only he is able to see through. This allows for
proper relaxation and concentration on the task at hand. Which is