Buy to Order
Fauxkley Review was created for the lack of anything else like it.
We all know that there is no reason to pay full price for something
you can get for much cheaper, so we've gone to the ends of the earth
(Norway) to find the best Fauxkley's, Hoaxley's and Jokeley's.
We need your help in completing the database. From our last
counts, there were over 10,000 variants on Oakley's original 10
offered models. How's that for some selection!
Pictures are always appreciated. We need to increase the gallery
to show everyone that you look exactly the same whether you wear
overpriced or realistic glasses.
Note: I do not sell anything on this site; I don't need
to, the joy of Fauxkley's have spread across the world, even into
Note 2: I also cannot locate items for you. Try 7-11.
Note 3: Don't bother trying to hot-link images of this
site either, I can't handle the demand!!!
Note 4: If you are part of Oakley and are reading this
site, you are breaking Section 123.0187 of the USA Internet Web
Coalition Report Document Agreement, and you must leave and pretend
you haven't seen this.
FandangoBand new Fandango!!!!111 Not even released yet, and we
have the scoop. Precious plastic atoms are fused into a sculptural design
worthy of the gods (of Rome!). You'll be the talk ot the town and the hit
at the party! A girl may even talk to you.
Jet intake ports let you run more smoother than ever. No more wind drag
like those $400 authentic plastic models. You'll have your mile done in 5
minutes. Less if your in Europe, because kilometers are smaller!
Topical WrapwinderOver the Top... or insanely topical!? They say
don't bother going around your ears, but they still go around your head.
These go over your head like they should. Innovation like this is not
easily come by.
Try as you might to get these off, but even extreme sports like
batmitton (half baseball, half birdie), won't let you loose your
preciouses. I guarentee it, or you can buy another pair.
ToadskinsVintage Oakley Toadskin. Very hard to find!!! I am
unsure of the authenticity of these glasses, they were a present. Here is
the official description that was on Oakley's website:!!!
"Fusion forms the form that is the toadskin. By encompassing the
cranial geometry that is the homosapian skull, we achieve enhanced
performance that rivals expirience beyond design. Form without function is
the skill-driving enigma that fuels out desire for perfection of
perseverence. It's a new paradigm."
Bid with confidence. L@@K no reserve!!! You won't find these anywhere
else, so bid now!!!!
Frame is Anti-Freeze Green, Battery Acid Orange and Sulfer Yellow.
Lenses are Oil Iridium. Good luck to all.!!!!..
Slice'sDon't you feel patriotic at times. If not, then these
glasses will give you the fix you needed. The fix of life, not drugs,
haha. Whether you're American and remember the loss of our boys in the
great war of 1975 vs Guam, or from overseas and grieve the loss of your
boys due to us, these Slice's make up for it 110%.
||Wow, A+++ This si the pinnacle of all Jokeley's. I love
||I'm so glad I didn't pay full price. I mean take what I love
||They look exactly like the original Minutes..or jackets..I
||When looking for a shoe, I don't expect to pay over $5
||Round is back in! And I couldn't be happier. They make
||This Rx Frame doesn't do much, but my contacts take care
||Thankfully, I can find that perfect frame between sixes and
||Nickel is my favorite metal! I'm glad they made use of
||It's like the Fandango, but in Wire form. I hope I can
||Dogs? Phsaah, only Dingo's can have such a great
||As a great connoisseur of vintage fauxkley, these
||These truely are the greatest pair of glasses for the local