I figured a little fun never hurt anyone! ^_^

The idea is to take a famous or well-known quote and make it Oakley related. Such as these lame examples:

One Brand to rule them all, One Brand to find them, One Brand to bring them all and to the Icon bind them

May the Fours be with you

And in honor of Dr. King...

I have a dream that my children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their Iridium but by the content of their tower!

Have fun everyone!


~Yukio

I have a dream that my children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their Iridium but by the content of their tower!

LOL lotsa LOL

how about "It's one small Monster Pup for man, and one Giant Monster Dog for mankind"...

Great Idea! Shouldn't be in Off-Topic though - ought to be above - but you can never tell with that Eric guy..... Those damn violent Canadians....

This should be fun....


-Snakesmear...
"Romeo, Romeo...where for art thou' Romeo?"

"Bad O-Reviewers die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that an O-Review death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come."

"...Tis' the East - and Juliet is the Sun...."

-Einstein Quotes adjusted for Dann....
"Do not worry about your knowledge in Oakley. I can assure you mine is still greater."

"I never think of the OR future - it comes soon enough."

Unchanged but still fits....
" If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."

-Aristotle...
"Happiness depends upon the amount of O ourselves posess."

"The gods too are fond of Oakley."

-Winston Churchill
"An O fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

-Mark Twain...
"Oakley's make the man. Oakley-less people have little or no influence on society."

"Don't part with your Oakley's. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
(perhaps the best quote I've found so far...)

"I thoroughly disapprove of Dartboards. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

(This is fun - I can't stop....)

-Oscar Wilde
"A little Oakley is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."

"A man can be happy with any woman as long as she supports his Oakley habit."

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of Oakley." (How true!)

-Ghandi
"As long as you derive inner help and comfort from Oakley, keep it."

"I want Oakley for the full expression of my personality."

-Confucious
"Everything Oakley has its beauty but not everyone sees it."

"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you keep collecting."

-Nietzsche (my favorite)
"A casual stroll through the Mall shows that Oakley faith does not prove anything."

"In Maui Jim heaven all the interesting people are missing."

"No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning Oakley."

"One must have a good memory to be able to remember all the Oakley one buys."

"He who fights with Monster Dogs might take care lest he thereby become a Monster Dog. And if you gaze for long into Irridium, the Irridium gazes also into you."

-Ben Franklin
"A Wayfarer between two Oakleys is like a fish between two cats."

"An investment in Oakley Display Stuff always pays the best interest."

"Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get Oakley."


Ok Ok...I got carried away - but it's still fun....

Heh, you always tend to come up with some of the best (and usually most) stuff in threads like these!

How about these:
"With great Oakleys, comes great reliability."

"Take your stinking paws off my Oakleys, you damn dirty ape!"


"One is judged by the Oakley he keeps."

"Give all to Oakley; obey thy heart."

"A person is never happy except at the price of some Oakleys."

"The discovery of a new Oakley does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star."

"Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to an Oakley purpose."

"O-Whorism is when what you think, what you say, and what you wear are in harmony."

and one of the most famous of all...

Say Hello To My Oakley Friends!

Awesome !

By the way, I'd like to point out the O-Whores' humbleness and sense of responsibility : this is not even an off-topic thread ! Can a mod move it back up ? That is totally Oakley to me, and I feel it should be part of the main forum.

But big thanks to you guys for being cautious about where you position the threads you create. It's a simple, stupid thing, but it can save the mods a lot of time dealing with it, and also people reading stuff that sometimes deserves to be in off-topic, projects, or else...That's great OR behavior, keep it coming !

GO-Whores !

Edit: Solid call Josh ! hahaha...

This will get the Forum juices flowing!
Socrates ~The UnOakleyed life is not worth living.
Napoleon ~Never interrupt your enemy when he is buying Ray Bans
George Burns ~I look to the O because that's were Im going to spend the rest of my money.
One for Nik ~It only takes one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the 13th or the 14th

Great stuff, guys! Loving the creativity here! And thanks for the kind words, Alex. =)

One more for the day:
"Give a man shades, you save his eyes for a day. Teach him about Plutonite, you save his eyes for a lifetime."


~Yukio

godfather style sales ;

i'm gonna make him an offer on his oakley collection he can't refuse

a man who doesn't spend time with his oakley's, can never be a real man

no sicilian can refuse any oakley-requests on his daughters wedding day

"She was beautiful! She was young. She was innocent. She was the greatest piece of oakley wmns eyewear I ever had, and I've had'em all over the world!"

"Leave the gun. Take the oakley."

"Now listen: I want somebody good -- and I mean very good -- to plant that oakley x metal. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just a ray ban in his hands, alright?"

"Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against oakley again. Ever."

"I don't like ray ban, Tom. I'm a businessman. oakley is a big expense."

"My father is no different than any other powerful man -- any man who's responsible for other people, like a senator or president." KAY: "You know how naive you sound...senators and presidents don't have men wear oakley's." MC: "Oh, who's being naive, Kay?"

"Mr. Corleone is Johnny's oakley supplier. To the Italian people, that is a very religious, sacred, close relationship."

"Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on seeing new oakley models immediately."

"Certainly, he can present a bill for such oakley's. After all, we're not Communists. But he must let us draw the models from the the oakley headquarters."

"Never tell anybody outside the o-review family what you're thinking again."

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept this oakley time tank as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

"If you had come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your oakley collection would be suffering this very day."

"Michael, that man over there is talking to himself about oakley; see that scary guy over there? Well, who is he? What's his name?."

"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. May their first oakley be an X metal"

"...and if I ever need any guidance about oakley, who's a better consiglieri than the o-review members?"

Very nice, Fred!

But uh...wouldn't that be "accept this Oakley Chronograph?"

=P


~Yukio

Noooo...It will always be TT to us....

Ahem.... "To buy, or not to buy Oakley - is never a question."

- Snakesmear

a touch bit modified, but hey...
"Adrian, we did it, we hit the century mark Adrian" Rocky

"Bitch Betta Have My Oakley" Lyrics by AMG

Very addictive this thread.


"If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap.
If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing.
If you want happiness for a month -- get married.
If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune.
If you want happiness for a lifetime -- Wear Oakley
Chinese

At times one remains faithful to Oakley
only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of Oakley.
Oscar Wilde

Here's one Dann will/should recognize...

Your Oakley Collection will be legendary, even in Hell!!

Oakleys to the people!

So true!

Forum necromancy!

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about Ray-Bans."

"I love the smell of X-Metal in the morning!"

"Oakley, for lack of a better word, is good."

"Keep your friends close, but your X-Metals closer."

"As God is my witness, I'll never wear Ray-Ban again!"

"Mr. Jannard, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"Of all the OPDs in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"Carpe Icon. Seize the Oakley, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Factory Co-Pilot."


~Y&D

Check the O.R., you like it so far?
Check the O.R., you like it so far?
Check the O.R., you like it so far?
Check the O.R., you love the O.R!

- Tom Green, Organized Rhyme

Gotta love Canadian old-school rap,
makes me laugh every time i hear it!

my name is jannard, jim jannard,

how do you want your oakley's ? iridium or basis

from lenny kravits'song let love rule , replace all the love for oakley...

oakley is gentle as a titanium
And oakley can conquer any war
Its time to take a stand
Brothers and sisters join hands

We got to let oakley rule
Let oakley rule
We got to let oakley rule
Let oakley rule

oakley transcends all space and time
And oakley can make a big child smile
Oh cant you see
This wont go wrong
But we got to be strong
We cant do it alone

We got to let oakley rule
Let oakley rule
We got to let oakley rule
Let oakley rule

Let oakley rule
You got to got to got to
Let oakley rule

You got to got to got to, yeah
Let let let let oakley rule
Let loakley rule

Let oakley rule
You got to got to got to
Use to yeah
You got to yeah
Waouh
You got to
Got to got to got to yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Let oakley rule

Wow - great of you guys to dig this up - freakin' awesome!

Some great, great stuff there - actually made myself laugh.

Hilarious stuff here....

And most of it yours. =P

Gonna try and put more up tomorrow.


~Yukio

Nice idea this thread and some pretty crazy quotes.

Star Wars...
"May the O be with you!"
"XMXX: Juliet, I am your father!"

"Oakleyfied we stand, Luxocoted we fall..!"

Mhm, not sure if thats funny?!

"Pequita: Your mother ate my Monster Dog! Lionel: Not all of it."

Honour thy fat cat and mumbo
From the bible no less (I think)

Oakley is the Opium of the OR people

how about this nugget from Conan the Barbarian:

Conan's Father: Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Jim Jannard is your god, Jim Jannard and he lives in the earth. Once, a company called Luxoticca lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Jim, and they took from him the enigma of X-Metal. Jim Jannard was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down this company, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, they forgot the secret of X-Metal and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of X-Metal has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.

Points to a pair of Ruby Juliets

THIS you can trust